Sometimes I pretend to die in front of my pet to see how they would react
Friday May 5 @ 07:10pmExpectation:
Reality:
That awkward moment when you can’t decide if you should cross the street before or after the car goes
Saturday Mar 3 @ 03:29pm
That dance you do when you’re waiting for food to finish cooking in the microwave
Saturday Mar 3 @ 03:28pmYou’re like:
